You are receiving this letter because you are a client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Today we'll share with you the most important lesson in all of commercial mortgage lending. And, of course, like always, we have lots of cute, clean jokes and gags for you.

Joke Du Jour

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!" "Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked. "That's the one!" "That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?" "Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."

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No Poverty Joke

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." -- Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

George's Final and Most Important Lesson in All of Commercial Mortgage Lending

On December 21, 2024, old man Blackburne was fatally struck by a car while crossing the street with his beloved family. Fortunately only the old man was hit, and he didn’t die instantly. He died of internal bleeding about four minutes after the collision.

As his wife of 42 years held his hand, he reminded her of his undying love. To his three children, he told them each that they had made him very proud. And as the light started to dim in his eyes, he passed on one final commercial mortgage finance lesson to his sons: “And please always remember, sons, ... (read more)

Humiliation Joke

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" -- Sandra Bullock

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On a Personal Note

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Bee Joke

"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." -- Dan Rather (News anchorman)

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Miss America Joke

They wanted to allow divorced women to compete in the Miss America pageant. Was that a good idea? Do we really want to hear, "My dreams for the future include world peace, and that my ex-husband gets killed by a bus."

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