You are receiving this letter because you are a client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Today we'll talk about commercial loans on co-ops. What on EARTH is a co-op? Read on! And of course we have lots of jokes and gags for you.

Joke Du Jour

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Initiate!" At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA's Mission Control Center announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey Two. Initiate!" At that, the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later Mission Control announced, "This is Mission Control to the astronaut..." At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."

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Purring Joke

Purring: The sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

What is a Co-Op?

Before condominiums became popular, co-ops were often used to buy real estate collectively, especially in New York City and Florida. A co-op is a corporation that owns a piece of real estate, usually an apartment building or a mobile home park. The individual owner would not own the airspace... (read more).

Golf Joke

A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular. Your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?" Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."

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On a Personal Note

George IV, please insert text here.

Moth Joke

A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch. "Doc", he says, "I have a problem. I think I'm a moth" "Well", says the dentist, "You obviously need a psychiatrist. Why did you come to a dentist's office?" "I couldn't help it, Doc. The light was on."

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Final Funny

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they began arguing until the King called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

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